Mike Lange-isms

This is not a complete collection by any means, but it's a good one to be sure. Let me know if you see any missing. Also, what is your favorite quote by Lange? We all miss him...sigh... GO PENS!

"It's a... HOCKEY NIGHT in Pittsburgh!"
"I'll be cow-kicked!
"Oh no, Eddie Spaghetti!"
"Hallelujah Hollywood!"
"Heeeeeeeeeeeee shoots and scores!"
"It would take a miracle on Grant Street to come back from this deficit."
"Scratch my back with a hacksaw!"
"Well shave my face with a rusty razor!"
"Great balls of fire!"
"He was hit so hard his kids will be born dizzy"
"He's throwing out checks like it's the first of the month!"
"Donna needs a donut!"
"He left the defensemen on the parkway going to the airport!"
"Look out Loretta!"
"Buy Sam a drink and get his dog one too!"
"He doesn't know whether to cry or wind his watch"
"Michael, Michael, Motorcycle"
"He hasn't scored since the eighth-grade picnic."
"Never teach a pig to sing!"
"Get in the fast lane Grandma, the bingo game's ready to roll!"
"She wants to sell my monkey!"
"Call Arnold Slick from Turtle Creek!" (In western Pennsylvania creek is prounounced crick)
"He beat him like a rented mule!"
"He's all over 'em like a new pair of shoes."
"Big Ben stikes one."
"Ladies and gentlemen, Elvis has just left the building!"
"Book 'em Danno!"
"He picked his pocket like he was walking down 5th Avenue"
"If you missed this, shame on you for six weeks."
"Smilin' like a butcher's dog"
"He takes the heat out of a hot kitchen"
"How much fried chicken can you eat?"
"He gave 'em more moves than Mae West."
"You ain't nothin' but a hound dog!"
"Oh slap me silly Sidney!"
"Get that dog off my lawn!"
"And the kitchen is closed!"
"He smoked him like a bad cigar!" (originally stated in Czech when the Penguins had Jaromir Jagr)
"Go ahead, make my day!"
"You'd have to be here to believe it!"
"You can spit-shine your shoes, 'cause the Pens are going dancing with Lord Stanley!"
"Lord Stanley, Lord Stanley, bring me the brandy!"
"Go for it, Mario; go for it."